Bringing Home the Bacon

Last crawled date: 1 year, 7 months ago

One night, a couple of men wanted to go to down to the local pig farm. The two men were both drunk and one desided to drive. The other refused to go so the man in the car left him at home. As he was driving, he got lost. But as he walked away from the car he noticed that he driven down an old dirt road to the pig farm- he wasn't lost! He was so drunk that he took his shoes off and jumped into a pig pen- a bit mistake. He landed on a angry pig and got tossed around like a ragdoll. His leg got stuck and couldn't get off! The other pigs in the pig pen started chasing the poor man after he finally got off the pig, while he was covered in mud and pig waste, a pig jumped over the fence and jumped in his car! It flicked on the headlights and beeped the horn untill it woke up a farmer. The farmer, still half asleep looked out his bedroom window and saw the mayhem. He got out of house and ran towards the drunk !DIOT, chasing him into his car, he was so drunk that he didn't notice a pig in the back seat, chewing on a electrical cable. The drunk man drove away with the pig in the back. Halfway home, the pig jumped onto the front seat and onto his lap, moving around and beeping the horn, the drunk man couldn't see where he was going and crashed the car into a old farm house. #drunk #farm #fight #fool #funny #mud #pig #riding #silly #weird #wrestling