Pinocoolina (Most wanted #7)

Last crawled date: 4 years, 2 months ago

The Galaxy's Most Wanted 0000000000007
Pinocoolina
Species : Genetically cloned living toy.
Origin: Created by Darthwin Wongtong location unknown.
Poor Pinocoolina was created by mad scientist Darthwin Wongtong an ex-employee
of ClonesRus after a chance encounter with the beautiful Alura.
It just so happened that Darthwin met Alura for a brief instant in the lobby
of Griswald's Super Slyme Saunatorium in the Beta quadrant. He instantly fell
in love with her just as all all who ever see her do because of her hyper addictice
pheromones and spectacular beauty.
He brags constantly about the coversation he had with Alura to everyone he meets and delivers it like this.
Darthwin: Your'e Alura arn't you.
Alura: Yes.
Darthwin: I love you so much.
Alura: Thankyou.
Darthwin: I see your aboout to leave.
Alura: Yes.
Darthwin: What room were you in.
Alura: 38764
Alura: Goodbye I have to go now.
Darthwin: Bye I love you so much.
Darthhwin then went immediatelly to the reception and insisted on booking room 38764
and demanding that it not be cleaned before his entry. Although the receptionist thought the
request somewhat unusual she simply said the customer is allways right here at
Griswald's Super Slyme Saunatorium. Then handed him the passkey to room 38764.
Utterly obsessed and grinning like a mad man, which he is, Darthwin went straight to the room 38764
and searched like mad, which he is, until he found a toenail in the bathroom bin.
He then left Griswald's Super Slyme Saunatorium and set of home to his madmans laboratory where he began
manipulating the DNA from the toenail until he accidently produced the living clone toy Pinocoolina.
A bug in the software bioslicer (CuraBio Version 8763742.2) merged the outer shell with the previous model
created "Pinocchio" with the model generated from Alura's toenail DNA and when he printed the clone
Pinocoolina was brought to life.Pinocoolina inherited the incredible intelligence of Alura, an IQ in the
trillions and also her addictive pheromones.
Pinocoolina easily escaped from Darthhwin's laboratory only seconds after being created, stole his spaceship
( a six engine 70000 horespower Dodge Space Demon Mk 8763) And set off in search of her counterpart Alura.
23 minutes later she tracked down and found her counterpart Alura in the lobby of Griswald's Super Slyme Saunatorium.
The conversation went something like this.
Pinocoolina: Your'e Alura arn't you.
Alura: Yes.
Pinocoolina: I love you.
Alura: I love you too but you are a bit silly looking.
Heartbroken and filled with dispair Pinocoolina went straight to the bar to drink herself to death where
fortunately she sat on the barstool next to the notorious Beeky McSwift.
The conversation went something like this.
Beeky McSwift: Hello, I love you.
Pinocoolina Your very sweet an not half bad looking for an Ornithon I like your fragrance what is it?
Beeky McSwift: Lynx Africa, I love you what's your name?
Pinocoolina: I'm a cloning error, the bioslicer named me Pinocoolina.
Beeky McSwift: What a lovely name, I love you, will you marry Me?
Pinocoolina: Your'e the sweetest man I ever met, actually you're the only man I ever met and I love your
fragrance, yes, I'll marry you.
Pretty much the rest is history, Beeky and Pinocoolina rarely leave each others sides.
Utterly corrupted by Beeky and the ragtag riffraff on Beeky's pirate planet sized ship Pinocoolina took to
computer programming and electronics. She invented both the WIFI gun a device that can fire small spherical
packets of data across the entire galaxy. Combined with her other creation the ScamJackulator she has become
the Galaxy's most successful and probally richest scam artist.
BOUNTY: 3900000000000 .00