Picklomancer, the Pickle Necromancer by yourwildworld

Last crawled date: 3 years ago

After a cucumber of unusual origins succumbs to the briny deep, he re-awakes as Picklomancer. Now endowed with magical powers, he is able to raise vegetables and fruits from the beyond the sell by date. Speaking in tongues and playing haunting melodies from his piccolo, he casts spells over various compost piles and grocery store dumpsters. Picklomancer summons his army of rotten produce to do his bidding. For good or evil, no one knows. What kind of evil or damage could a bunch of rotten produce do anyways?
A cool bonus feature of Pickomancer is he can also be a night light. Just download a flashlight app for your phone and as it charges, put Picklomancer over the light on the phone. He emanates a soft green glow from his head to ward off the baddies as you sleep.