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Improved Improved Banana Chopplespork by CodeCreations
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Last crawled date: 4 years, 7 months ago
This is my attempt at programming a solution to the well-known zenix banana orientation problem (positio musa acuminata problema zeniximus), which suggests that positional variation in the set of all bananas (including, but not limited to both right- and left-handed) is sufficiently complex such that no single banana cutter shall be adequate to cut them.
Unfortunately, my attempt (while still serving as an improvement on the original) was unsuccessful, in that introduced a new problem of positional accuracy, leading me to postulate that the absolute position of a single banana in an isolated physical system is infinitely and unprovably complex, regardless of the triviality of the axiomatic system within which it is defined.
Oh, and I added a spork.
NOTE: I believe this version solves the problem of upside-down bananas, provided the correct rotation is chosen.
Unfortunately, my attempt (while still serving as an improvement on the original) was unsuccessful, in that introduced a new problem of positional accuracy, leading me to postulate that the absolute position of a single banana in an isolated physical system is infinitely and unprovably complex, regardless of the triviality of the axiomatic system within which it is defined.
Oh, and I added a spork.
NOTE: I believe this version solves the problem of upside-down bananas, provided the correct rotation is chosen.