Bartholomew

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The hedge of doom. One day, a gardener was water his plants when he noticed that a hedge sculpture was growing at an alarming rate. When he tried to trim down the hedge, it spoke aloud, 'I am Bartholomew and I have been granted sentience! I shall now devour your world and rid it of all humanity!' And Bartholomew began to onsume everything in his path. Who will stop him? Who will save huanity from his destructive power?! #abstract #bartholomew #beautiful #bush #farfetched #george #green #hedge #natural #ridiculous #supernatural